Adventures in Sobriety Part Deux: The Frat Party

What can be said about a frat party that hasn't already been said.

The guys were all big burly meat heads. The girls were all lasciviously drunk and grinding horribly on the dance floor. There were drinking games (flippy cup). There was jungle juice. Everyone looked suspiciously similar. People kept handing me beers. There was a gaggle of fifteen (maybe eighteen) year old boys mysteriously occupying the middle of the room. The girl that went to t he restroom before me threw up in the sink.

Thats not saying the night was without its fun or mischief. I was sober to catch a few video gems.