Alan "Cumming all over"*

*Unrelated (to anything)

Actor Alan Cumming has his own fragrance, complete with cologne, body wash, and soap. With names like “Cumming All Over” and “Cumming in a Bar” who could resist?**

Q. Manly, Moist and Malleable-What could be better?

A. Bigger.
Certainly you will notice the size of our new members. These 8” inch additions will grab your attention while in the shower and give you endless waves of pleasure as you (or someone else!) clean, smooth and hydrate your body parts.

(Via Cruel Site of the Day)

**I’m crazy in love with the sometimes-androgynous-boy-toy-bisexual actor. That’s why this deserves my post.