When your ATM tells you not to drink...

ATM machines on British university campuses will now carry ad’s warning the youngsters not to drink too much. The message "Enjoy your night. Take it easy" will appear on the screen while the students wait to take their money and will again be printed on their receipts. This really works against the owners of the ATM machines. If they take it easy, they’ll stop using ATM machines, and stop incurring five dollar charges for each separate withdrawal.

I have a proposal. I think the ad should read, “Do you really need another twenty? Stop while you’re ahead.”