Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Post Number Fifteen*

*God told me to invade Iraq (a brief break for bush bashing**)

Either Dubya Bush is Mosses or the Anti-Christ. If you haven’t checked this out (it’s probably on every left leaning blog by now) then you definitely should take a look at
it now.
Nabil Shaath says: "President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'"
Of course he says God told him to invade Iraq. Of course he sounds like one of the raving lunatics that we see on New York corners while quickly walking by and averting our eyes. Of course he’s going to go start a war in Israel (isn’t that prophesized in Revelations, a crazy American president will start a war in the Holy Land and it will mark the beginning of the End Of Days).

My only consolation: He can’t be elected a third time.
Although, you never know, the system of checks and balances that I learned about in Government haven’t stood up that well against him in the past. We might have a full scale dictatorship on our hands.


**Very unconscious alliteration

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